I believe this is taking place to me once more. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are right back where we started. It's like a curse. Seriously, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Maybe I should change my routine
- It must just be my imagination
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was flying in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Can You Believe This?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and randomly a group of geese came out under a car. They were running all over the place, and people were laughing. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utteramazement.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out website of a science fiction novel. This can't be true, right? It has to be a cruel joke.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
You guys won't believe that just occurred. , I kid you not, I think I'm going to faint! All of it was just totally absurd.
- It's unreal
- No joke
- I'm going to have to write this down
See ya later! You won't believewhat comes up!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just completely over my head. I struggle with getting a handle on it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I re-read what I've been told?